Doctor,I feel terrible
You look terrible as well
Doctor I feel grey
Do you mean gay?
No,but if it helps I’ll be anything merry,blithe or gay
Doctor I am grieving
Well,you look charming
So you like crying women?
Not usually but I’ll make an exception for you
Will it comfort me?
No,but I’ll send you a teddy bear
I want something alive
How about a flea in your ear?
Are you really a doctor?
Yes, but in relativity theory.
So why do you practise?
My bad handwriting got me the job. MADPHIL written with a stick
So you are a psychiatrist?
No,I’m just mad,Phil
Be patient.All will pass
That’s what happened in the exams.They added 30 to all our marks so I got a first having scraped 41/100
So that’s why Britain is going down hill,Phil
If you knew more you’d go mad.
I’m mad already.
Are there degrees?
I’m sure there must be…. like Hell
How my heart sings 