You are the sweetest girl in Britain
I am totally smitten
Love me, my kitten
Handsome,fun and keen
No better man has been
In my arms before
Love me some more
I wish you the best birthday possible
For someone so irascible
Why did I marry you?
I must have been overdue.
To the sweetest little sister in the world
Oh,my dear cousin
You are worth a dozen
You’re a genius at art
And you love folk so smart
Sorry about the missing ” ly”
I send you this card today
As otherwise I’d have to pay
My brother was walking past
I said, put it in fast
No other woman in the land
Has got a sense of humour
I send you an elastic band
To play with when you’re gloomier
