Photo by my sister EFLim of Lavenham,Suffolk UK
So in school it is good to be real keen and smart
Like I am when I go to the Mart
I’m so smart,it’s an art.
Later we need to know how to start
How to tell a steak pie from a tart
I shall start, smash my art!
Women in fur were said to look slink
But my mum said we looked like that damn missing link
I said, put that in ink!
Babies will die if they do not grow
Runner beans don’t like to stand in a row
When the doc pricked me, I cried Ow!Ow,Oh!
Can someone count how many times babies blink?
Can I put my poem at the end of a link?
My printer wants ink!
My father said girls should never be frank
Weeds that grow thickly are said to smell rank
In America, doubtless ,some men are called ‘Ank
I started my senility as a new blogger
As I was weak I could not be a logger
Now I’m an ogre.
I’m getting to have an addiction to swearing
My boy friend complains he finds me too wearing
An r makes an earring,
The induction hob cooks herbs and hot spices
What a shame there’s no s, pisces!
But it thaws out the ices.
I see a strawberry, oh what a device,hey!
How my heart sings 