Lipstick made in Wigan and sold in Paris

Queen Matte Hilda… our new lipstick created in our factories in Wigan  and Paris,In three colours, Pink fantasy,Red Rose and Purple Death.And  who liked it?
Ask the husband?
Richard   felt lust
Richard, she beckoned?
Richard ,I’m bared, she murmured
That’s bad grammar, he replied
For God’s sake Richard, is grammar more important than love?
So Lacan thinks.
Who is Mr. Lacan?
He’s dead.
So why bother what he thinks?
Well, how about Jesus, he’s dead too,in  the human sense.St Paul  is dead as well but people still read his letters!
They won’t read mine.
You have not written any.
That’s why
I can’t even remember what a pen is
That’s what they all say