The Hebrews did not eat a great smoked ham

A bereavement group that feeds one cake and jam
And  has no limit  on the years  one can attend
Will never  teach us  of the great I am

The Hebrews may have offered God a lamb
Human sacrifice  was thought to have been banned
By a bereavement group that fed folk  hake and spam

Instead of saying “Fuck” they said ” Goddamn”
Indeed they thought that was what he  had planned
Who  might teach us  of the great I am?

The Hebrews did not eat a great smoked ham
There were no pigs in Sinai,understand?
Nor bereavement groups that fed folk in the sand

They smoked clay pipes and drank diluted jam
What the fruit was, I  shan’t say  unbanned
As they taught man  of the great I am

Soon the Lord  will hold up his right hand
Ask  our pardon for the world he runs
For  a bereavement group that feeds  all cake and jam
May  drop a hint about  the great I am