You know you are getting old when you begin an email.go to the bathroom.forget about the email and imagine you have sent it.Then you wake up at 3 am shouting,why does nobody care about me anymore
Why does thinking about an email seem equivalent to sending it?
Why did They not tell me about the Drafts folder?Whoever They are!
There seem to be other people living invisibly in your home who throw pens and batteries onto the floor and leave plates on the armchairs and mugs on the floor just where you can’t see them except on June 21st
How my heart sings 
I must have been getting old for quite a long time 🙂
Older,Mike,not old.I’ll come round and chase the invisible people!