My pens and pencils are all well prepared
I have got a box of rubbers too
The pencils are so sharp they read my mind
And write down what they want me not to do
I am obsessed with implements and tools
But what are they without a task to do?
Pens can write the words of any fool
As thinking is still legal although free
In my dreams I meet with my old man
He wants me to go with him to Japan
I cannot get my pills inside my can
Thus I will become an also ran
For nonsense is the wisdom of the Least
And all are welcome at the Pauper’s Feast

I love this, very witty. 🙂