I love  myself and no one else compares.

I love you like an avocado pear
Would love a little lemon juice inside
I love you most when you are barely  there

I love you drinking porridge made with  beer
I loved you when  your cat with me abode
I love you like a sweet yet prickly pear

I hate a man who’s always dressed  and near
I  giggle when  your daydreams all collide
I love you most when you are rarely  here

I fear  real sex so why can’t  you  turn queer?
I said I liked it  out of cowardice
I love  myself and no one  compares.

I hate your touch so keep your  hands quite clear
Your arms are open but they are too wide
I love you when  there is no atmosphere.

It’s wrong to say that one sweet love has died
For often love has never been alive
I love you like an apple  or pear
I love you when you  tolerate my fear