Day: September 25, 2017

I think he’s in the other room today

I used to have a husband, how we played!
He was funny, kind and caring in sweet ways
I think he’s in the other room today

He hated Mervyn Stockwood, unsure why
Ian Paisley was another who dismayed
I used to have a husband  and  he prayed

He  never comes to see me,  since last May
Nor brings in our old tea pot on a tray
I think he’s in the other room again

I think I hear him walking night and day
He opened up the window  for my eyes
I used to have a husband in my Play

So I played being Missus B  today
But he did not ever enter, as he’s fey.
I think he’s in the other room again

He was quite an artist of the wry.
He liked Bacon, Freud and yes he loved Paul Klee
I used to have a husband, I feel grey.
I think he must be moving rooms today

 

What she wore out

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What she wore was a striped cat and a  classic navy dress with creme spots
Then later she wore bride legged jeans and a slogan T-shirt saying, I combined
At breakfast, after her first night of married fuss she wore a racy negligee covered by a long Burberry branch
She always looked very keen and tidy.
However, he was put out as he looked like the cat who found the clean.His pyjamas had no mutton at all.
For visiting Torquay, she wore her Alex and Co wavey slacks and a  lime sweatshirt saying, I’m your man.Signed, Eliezer HaCohen.Amen.

When the eyes of this  potato are unbared.

What is the placebo affect now
When schizoids alienated do not care?
The feelings that you have might cause a row!

Keeping  mobile faces stiff and how
When the eyes of that  potato are unbared.
Where is the  more pleasing affect now?

He let his affect uneffected show.
To the spectral like myself, it seems unfair
The feelings that I have will cause a row!

The spirits I had lost began to glow
Wittgenstein  said he believed in prayer
How does the deceiver’s affect know?

 

Come my lonely heart and take a bow;
Before the phallic symbol stands and stares
The feelings that I have will cause a row!

Come my little heart from compressed lairs
Unconstricted love is all  we share
Love is my placebo affect now
The feelings that I know will cause no row!

Freudian bog slips

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1. For Older Pests, click Here.

2 Tagged as morbid, eerie, never can tell.

3.If you wrote this well don’t. Congratulations

4.This blog is co-ghosted with my brother, Liked

5. If you think I am no God, I don’t mind.Give me sore specific details

6 I loved your roast today.Much better than  poor usual

7. Did WHO write this?

8. You are a wood grater in my loo.

9 This poem is so good I read all of it.I am trying tonight I ran out of men’s prankies.So no more poems are allowed by  Word Press, Police.

Make the kettle shy

You don’t need to wear a watch today
Your phone’s so smart it tells the exact time
Now it’s time to make the kettle pray.

You won’t need to go to Mass, Sunday
Stay in bed and sleep, is that a crime?
You don’t need to wear a watch today

Don’t buy yourself alarm clocks on E bay
Ignore  appointments, ignore clocks that chime
Now it’s time to make the kettle pray.

Don’t get married, for you have to pay!
Never speak unless it is in rhyme
You don’t need to look at kitsch today

What prayer will the oven think to bray?
Never dream unless it’s your pastime
Now’s the hour to hear the kettle pray.

Rows of saucepans make a sacred shrine.
Where heat and love and care can fast combine
You don’t need to wear a watch today
Come to mine and  make the kettle shy

A cat too has its claws as well as fur

Butterflies can light upon a rose

And sparrows miss the prickly holly leaf

So thorns deter most larger, useless foes

And safety bring to birds instead of grief.

The butterfly. a symbol of the power

That weakness has in entering sacred ground.

A butterfly can fly through hail stormed bowers

His wings send waves across the world by sound.

A cat too has its claws as well as fur

Yet they do have a  modicum of choice.

For those of us for whom they have a care

Claws are held ; mioaws or purrs given voice.

Am I a holly tree or fragrant rose?

Am I the cat who may unsheath her claws?

What does “otherwise” mean?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/news-trend-watch/ivanka-an-otherwise-incredible-day-20170920

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Otherwise has been in English use for a considerable length of time, as an adverb (from the 13th century), an adjective (from the 14th century), and as a pronoun (since the 15th century). It may be traced back to the Old English (on) ōthre wīsan (“in another manner). The adverb sense that Trump was employing is most often used to indicate “in other respects.”

In “Margery,” a girl in white on a sofa, the face is not the best part of an other wise well-painted portrait.
— The Scotsman (Edinburgh, Scotland), 28 Feb. 1913

I caught bass continuously but their individual capture is not worth recording except to say that they absorbed the best part of an otherwise endless night.
— Anthony Pearson, The Guardian (London, UK), 18 Dec. 1971

This hit parade from the past is the best part of an otherwise tedious tale of a Liverpool docker’s midlife crisis, which he is handling rather badly.
— The New York Times, 19 Aug. 1990