The man who climbed the gantry wants to show
After years of feeling he’s ignored,
If he goes, the whole country will know
He must be quite agile, way to go…
Maybe he’s alone and feels real bored
The man who climbed the gantry wants a show
Around the station, roads are very slow
No trains, so the buses are quite floored
If he goes, the whole kingdom will know
My friend was late and feeling old and low
Then she had a long tale, I was told
The man who climbed the gantry wants a show
Maybe it’s a lady in men’s clothes
Let’s see how this lurid tale unfolds
If she goes, the whole kingdom will know
It makes my body twitch with hot and cold
Nerves electric shoot with pain unlulled
The one who climbed the gantry wants a show~
When they go, the whole world will soon know
How my heart sings 