After spelling Drumpf wrong[ly] I got invited to meet Putin

After writing my blog for 7 years I got a comment.It was a spelling corrosion.
After inventinb a dislike button I received 58 in one day.Then it went up exponentially.And I should know because that’s how I taught maths
After writing 10 sonnets I was expunged from the records at my alma mater
After writing a brief article on grammar I was reported as a criminal in the press.
After spelling Drumpf wrong[ly] I got invited to  meet  Putin
After watching Robin Williams on TV I could eat nothing for an hour.
After trying to imitate him I got arrested.They put me on lithium  for a week.What good is a week? I’d rather be put into a comma in a novel called Insulin for beginners.I wrote it myself by hand.I can’t read it as yet.A comma is a rest isn’t it?
After   losing my wits I was called a foreigner and they are thowing me over the Wall when they have built it.
We had the Berlin wall once.Now that was a real wall with real soldiers.Take that Schrumptf.
Ar school they said I  should use invented commas.What the bleedin’ hell are they?It’s a school.You don’t go to school to invent.You go to be orderered about and bullied and now it is £10,000 a year  from age 11.What the f*ck do they want our  money for?They can create it
And so I breed you farewell,my hint of readers