Every cloud its silver lining has
Get your sheets white using mega Daz
Finders may be keepers in some hands
I keep my hair on with elastic bands.
Whiskas cat food’s quite enough for me
The cat eats all my dinner in the tree
Remember not to roll on mossy banks
Rolling stones may tumble on your flanks
I had a bird in my hands just the once
My parents looked at this and ,cripes, they winced
They made my punishment fit my so called crime
So now I live free doing my own Time [jail in UK]
Too many cooks can spoil my broth today
For soup’s unsuitable in summer gay.
I’m marrying a clever maid who’s also sweet
Hermaphrodites can do it all and tweet!
You may be cutie pie and like free love
But I prefer an eagle to a dove
Yet love needs payment , even round the bend
In the end lies the beginning of the penned
How my heart sings 