I’ll have to declutter my bedroom
For I have found a new man
I can’t let him discover
The cat’s prints on my bedcover
Or I’ll be back where I began.
The first man was very discourteous
He said my ideas were all sh*t
When I said please don’t say that
He struck me with a cricket bat
His eyes glowed as if they were lit.
The next one was almost perfection
It’s just he got drunk every night.
An addict with obsessions
About my possesions
Which I confess are a beautiful sight
The third one was so good on the dance floor
He did it alone in the end
For with my poor vision
I brought down derision
And that was a very poor blend.
So now I am buying two rabbits
In case this new man dislikes me..
I’m unsure about mating
Do rabbits go dating?
Perhaps I’ll make do with a bee.
How my heart sings 