No little kidding

I am going to an injured party tonight

We split up in an icecream parlour because he looked like Francis Bacon accursed.He was gay as well.I’d ever have guessed.

I divorced on the grounds of the coffee.

Is stealing women  parsimony?

Why don’t we see  leaves floating on the tea?

I want to change my gender to  past perfect.

I am so  kind I got married to increase human happiness… my family’s.

They could hardly wait for me to lose my equanimity.

I  gave my sister ten knives as a wedding gift.Well,she gave them to me first.Sylvia Plath could write a poem about it but she’s  been read too long

I found I had no boundaries  until my   hair got struck by lightning

I spent the whole day in bed… it’s pay as you sleep but it’s worth it if you are single.

I have a widow’s tension now.It’s enough for me  and her.

My thrashing machine made the sheets snow white.

Do you wash your air often?

How many times a year do you writhe?

What sort of he do you like?

There is always an invoice in life.

Did you plead guilty? No,I just spoke as normal.

I have committed a rhyme today but it’s secret.

I washed my hair again and again and again and then I cut it off at the socket

Why,I do ask myself questions?

I had two sisters and two bothers  plus two adherents.

I was boylet trained at 5.

I read the Smile  on the Puss at 8.

And little bidding was needed.

I speak English quite as well.

I am really Norwegian but my bit is in a fjord…we had a family sub marine at one time.We were fish.