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I told him it’d be a  crime and a sin which is an achievement of sorts  .. Satanic,almost
The whip of the iceberg struck my face like a frozen crumpet unbuttered and  unjammed.
If two hearts meet then  don’t use superglue in case it sticks
I was so feverish I was waiting for the dust to prattle and the skittle to boil.
When all is said in fun,where is the boundary of an art?
He spoke a word that he left as a token..love.He wrote it in the phone directory.What does it indicate?He has no pocket calculator?
He literally clawed at my lemon tart.. imagine what followed that..Or perhaps don’t!
You held onto my cart so I took you to the till and bought you for home delivery later on
He makes the sun whine when he’s down and if he’s up, he’s out  on the clown
He put my heart on a pyre for his pleasure
You bored my heart so I went to tsee he River Severn instead of meeting you
Flung over a hedge by a lover,she landed in a meadow full of flowers which made a wonderful change from his glowers.
Your lying heart misled me into a fair ground and I went on the ghost train.What a terror.
Please relieve me,let me wee for I can’t hang on any more
I feel I am gathering dross today and it’s all over my room.Or is that dust?

I don’t want to part your hair.Let it hang loose.

I don’t like your  chocolate moose by the way.Was it the gelatine?

Never blank a man when he frowns