Vulva is a very rude word

I’m told vulva is a very rude word

Yet onto one we all emerge.

Vagina is kosher.

Vulva is grosser.

So keep mum unless you’re disturbed.

I suppose dick is a regular word

As opposed to a regular verb.

We did verbs in Greek

But I cannot speak

In case any organ gets stirred.

 While you still have it, do use

If anyone ignites your fuse

.For atrophy comes

And prunes are your plums.

If you live and you long you can’t lose

I’ll read some soft porn ere I go

To the hospital where I will show

I am not totally dry

I have ten tears in my eye.

If I bleed then I’m human,hello!