Dustballs and cyclamen

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Why are balls round?
So that they have no corners to hurt your hands!

Why are testicles called balls?
Because loose women like to play games with them

Why do women like to go to balls?
So they can dress up and envy each other all night.

Why do people say,”oh, balls” when they mean oh, rubbish when balls contain the seeds of life.
Because they lack imagination .There is no female equivalent like
oh,eggs!Oh,salad.They might have very small testicles and feel the need to show off.
Sometimes there is an odd answer.

Like,why did God make dust?
Because it forms into balls.
Or,because it reminds us of our future lives… heaven is in the details…dust to dust…