I’ve got tennis elbow in both of my feet.

I once used to love eating sweets
I hated to chew up fat meat.
My mother didn’t mind.
As she was so kind.
Now I’ve got tennis elbow in both of my feet.

I kept my own bedroom too neat.
And I pressed all my clothes into pleats.
The cat was quite wild..
And I was only a child.
I got tennis elbow in both of my feet.

We used to eat oats and brown wheat.
Digestion was such a fun feat!
My sister was small..
And then she grew tall.
Yet I got tennis elbow in both of my feet

At last I was due for a treat.
I heard our cat give a loud bleat.
A ram walked past our house,
Wearing my blouse.
I got tennis elbow in both of my feet.