Some enchanted weaving

Here we go round the jumbly crush
The big ship wailed through the bally,bally woe.
He stuck in his bum.
Little knack born here.
Twittering heights.
Jane Heard.
Middlerun.
Great exasperations.
Oliver whizzed.
Hard Rhymes
Martin puzzled wits.
Do you want to eye ball?
Nuts in May,crackers by Xmas.
Far from the saddening crowds.
King Beer.
The clean dirt of Hardy.
A midsummer night’s theme
The themes of the quantitive.
Come now and love me one more time.
She fell out with his arms
Some enchanted weaving
Scarlet hip bones
God didn’t make those little green nipples
If I live to be a blunder
The green,green Mass of Rome
Hail spurious quaint hat trick
Evening prayers said after acid trips Vicar into air balloon

How to books just out of reach

How to tackle your fancy

How to lay your own eggs to save money….

How to be trying to doctors.

How to test your patience or patients.

How to be brisk but not brusque for men and women alike.

How to prey daily en masse

How to spot wolves in the city.

How to play wolf and love it

How to wail profoundly.

How to talk in precis.

How to be feminine and masculine simultaneously.

How to bare a child in the sunshine and get a tan

How to play willy nilly.

How do you see the future?

How to predict yourself easily

How to love bitter.

How to laugh longer…

How to love longer.

How to sleep longer and longer

Share your favorite book titles/authors

I was thinking last night that I would love it if anyone wants to share their favorite authors.I suggest that you can do this by putting a comment on  the About Me page.I got one from one person which gave me the ideaImage

Hummings and Bawdinesses:Latest Books

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A Stranger’s Plan
Disparate remedies
The Refracted Glass Teacher
The Fly Passed Me.
The Excluded and Elaborated Mysteries of the Hellishly used Fields
Far from the Maddeningly Empowered
The Wriggler by the Heels
A Group of Ennobled Charms
The Hand of Othello’s Lurcher Bit Me on a Train
Lewd Beyond Cure.
Poetry Abjured
A Dysphorialic Mission,
The Striving Breathed Not
Life’s Titted Tyrannies
The Heir was Passing Water at the Bridge
A Mere Interlude ng by Our Foibles
Oxford Booksperms impregnate a Library and Whore!
A Pair of True Lies.
Poems Of The Lost And The Hesitant
The Poor Fruit Of The Ill Covered Tease.
The Return of the Narrative,
The Nomadic Adventures of a Milk Pail
Selected Short Whores
Selected Borings of Jonah‘s Party
The Taut Chores of the Bawdy
The Crooked And Wearing Tales Of Romulus the Tardy
Stories which Bitch and Bark
Stories of Old Western Sex
Tales come out of Old Puzzles
The Three Dogs in the Manger and other disaffected animals
The Trumpeted stranger.
The Strumpet and Robert’s Voluntary Maiden Overtures
Two on the Blower.[Two for the Price  .of a Bone]
Hatch Flu under a Shower…Get Disability Now
True Essences of Males who love Whores
The Uncharted Tarts of Old Anglia
Under the Screaming Tree.Who will Lie with Me?
Under the Green We Feel Free to Wee.
The Well-Reloved Woman
Free Sex Poems and Other Terser Verse
Free Sexy Males Now
The Withered Farm
The Withered Charms
The Grubs Slanders
The Illustrated Writings Of Thomas Bawdy In Hose And Worse.
Blessings from the Charming Visages

Reading was never like this

English: "Selkirk reading his Bible"
English: “Selkirk reading his Bible” (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The Gutenberg Bible displayed by the United St...
The Gutenberg Bible displayed by the United States Library of Congress, demonstrating printed pages as a storage medium. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
International Youth Day (41)
International Youth Day (41) (Photo credit: UN in Armenia)
Bible
Bible (Photo credit: Sean MacEntee)
English: A wicketkeeper in test cricket.
English: A wicketkeeper in test cricket. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Menaces
Wrecks are us
Hystericus
Blunder
Pseudonimity
Wash you and her
Grudges
Truth
The Manual
Wings
Monocles
Whether
No men for hire
Test her
Robe
Calms
Heckling’s easier
Throngs of hollow men
Desire
On fire
Talented Nation,
,Eh,meek as well
Canned as well,
Rose is here
Coal?
Maimed us
Oh,I’m bad here,
Moaner
Waker her
Wrong un
, Have a look
He’s a liar
Maggie
Fix your cry

Entertaining myself….. guilty as charged

I read very  hard books  mostly and then I  like to have fun.I  wanted to be or not to be a playwright.But I only wrote  the titles.I will sell them if you feel inspired

Borneo and the toilets   [A new rock band and their troubles]

A midsummer night’s scream.[How a queen loved an ass and what followed]

Julius seized me. [Possible erotic story]

Henry the Horse [A play for toddlers]

Richard the Blurred [How  the War of the Roses would have been better if they all wore glasses]

King Fear  [How even  the mighty can panic  better]

MacDuff,the pudding  [Scottish cookery book?]

Damnlet   [How swearing improves pain]

Hamerous [A kind of humorous version of Hamlet where he marries Ophelis or Mia Farrow

Hams of old England. {Bad acting in the past]

Nymphs and Leopards. [Love in the Jungle]

Lieberscreamzsche  [How Nietzsche ruined my life  ,the opera]

Nietzsche’s word was my father. [A literary autobiography]

Who won the Bore? [How being deaf can change history]

England’s screaming peasants blend [If only]

Death ,where is thy King?  [Plato up his own arse]

Foreigner’s  rile us. [Life in the UK now]

Boldlock the beloved  [ A Jewish love story with music]

Shyborg  [Shylock rewritten without anti-semitism…. and how cyborgs were living in that era…. you must write this]

Manbatting [ How cricket wrecked my marriage]

Sudden love [How I fell over a stile into a man’s arms]

Treasure Spyland     [USA today]

Who stole my male,my email and is beyond the pale?  [ Obviously it’s GCHQ]

Was that the fast God byte {Theology and  Information wreckednology]

New books

tWeeds or flowers

How to be more obscene than I by George Grammarcy

How not to spill   all your words by Mary Maddens

How to paint yourself into a corner by Vincent Bunk Off.

Novels for he men by Forman Taylor