Main course
Moussaka with road machine and dictators
Codswallop in batter with rude potatoes and green fleas
Roast teeth and Yorkshire flooding with speaking careful broccoli
Rascal’s Lamb with Hint Sauce
Lasagne with chips,tea bread and butter thrown in.
Corned beef smash and cabbage
Beef stewed in Wales with French Bread and roast tomatoes
Pudding
Roly poly jam with steamed air.
Lemons on mice.
Oranges sliced and baked in a stone dish with marmite [You keep the dish]
Full flat yoghurt with fruit of the day
Christmas Cake pudding and bustards
Minced lies and branded nutter
Steamed Yemeni sponges with angels wings and refugee camp plus tent
How my heart speaks 