My doctor was a lady of very great skill
She cut my whole head off with a new green type of pill
I still miss those kind voices I once nearly heard
Till she convinced me they were only birds.
My doctor had got malice in one eye.
As she demanded some patient must die.
I said to her that I thought Jesus was enough
And it was a mortal sin to call God’s bluff.
I told her how a voice had said clearly,
That love but not great wealth would come to me.
She said, “you’re bordering on offence .”
So I told her that real numbers are very, very dense. My doctor was so extremely good at curing ills
When she died, they made her into millions of pills.
