Do you rinse the soap suds off your face
And wash your hair with eggs and lemonade?
Do you go to bed in purple tights
And silken tops that shine in sweet moonlight?
Do you have a dagger in your bag?
And wash your hair with Lucian’s paint rag?
Would you like to live your life again?
Would you live through every single pain?
Would you have a mattress on your bed
Made of memory foam and heavy lead?
Would you let a pixie cut your hair?
Would you go to Yorkshire for the Fair?
Would you go on Cruises with a man?
Would you put a tax on copper pans?
Would you go to Edgware when deceased?
Would you tell me you were very pleased?
Would you give up dreaming if betrayed
By people who you knew were sick, depraved?
Write a letter,send me with the post
Put me in your pocket if I boast
Tell me nuts are good for breaking teeth
Send me daisies in a funeral wreath
Ask my other if he will come home
Send me to the doctor wrapped in foam
