Limericks

There was a young woman from Bude

Who hated to stand in a queue

She lay on the ground

Until she was found.

And charged with fomenting a feud.

Then there was her sister in Kent

Whose bicycle wheels were both bent

Circles no more

They threw her to the floor.

And as these things go so she went.

Finally  meet Susan from Stone

She lives near the Pennines alone

She likes watching sheep

Climbing up the hill steep

And the sheepdog with a juicy beef bone