I have got more and more incontinent every year.
. Do stop admiring Europe
Why do the government tell us to eat more fruit and veg? I’m
To help to evacuate he Common Market from our bodies
Why do the government not have enough beds in hospitals?
They can’t all go to sleep at once!
Why did Boris Johnson have golden wallpaper in his flat
He thought it was in Jerusalem.
Why are prophets important?
Because they can read the writing on the wall
How many members of parliament are good?
It’s not the number that counts.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because they can’t lay pipes
Can you delay an egg?
Not everything in life is reversible.
Why is the unknown in algebra called x?
Because it’s nervous and shy
Does God like pillows a fire?
It seems apt
How my heart sings 