I’m a loud speaker.
My,my. Are you really?
I’m a gramophone needle..
Can you speak?
If I couldn’t I wouldn’t be able to answer
Your clothes are very gay.
No, your eyes are too sharp
Can you turn up my hem?
That’s a change from looking at your etchings
Where is the button off my shirt It can’t speak or phone.
Is public speaking easy?
Nothing public is easy. Even silence.
What is the agenda?
We didn’t do Greek at my school
Why is weird right? Should it not be wierd?
It used to be wyrd before the Normans
That’s a relief.
How my heart sings 