Art by Katherine

Onion Croup I’m Chicken Froth Vegetarian Beans Duped Ma’s Mite Jelly Avocado Prayers with Lemon and Olives Boiled in Oil

LCorned Beef Crash and processed pleas Toad on the Whol

Fish with Lips Sausages Past.

Beef Miaow and Ballad Roast Pram and Hint Sauce I’m

Holly Flowers Wheeze Willy Fun and Barmy 3 Iced Reams with Rasps Mice Sudden and Fried Eyedrops 

Fresh Foot Salad and Screams 

Bilberry Fooled Cart Blank Mange Caramel Bastard Tiger’s Pudding Demo Scene A4 Cheese and Whiskers Toffee au lait 

Free Bed and Butter thrown in Chips with Halt free for all rages Pot of Tea free with any blood Thank you to our customer for praying now and again

Though  she was perfect in her form and in her grace

I did not value well her time and place

My mind was all awry with sudden grief

Too many mishaps wrecked my peace, in brief

So foolishly I smashed the window panes

  I must beg the glazier to come here again

My lover cried, you mis pronounced that word

I lost my temper then as she observed.

I let my temper run its red hot road

Now I have no lover, sense has flown.

My foolish words took her embrace.

To my entire shame I am disgraced

What is the motive for such acts insane?

Now I wonder, will I find such love again

They have entered me, colonized me

They have put their clock inside my heart and a fire alarm in my mind

Their cameras look out of my eyes

Who planted their flag inside my guts?

There is nothing that is me except the  thin surface is

This is not a false self created to protect the true self

There is no self at all except the tips of my fingers and the remotest ends of this brain I once called mine

But they need me, they need my smiling face to give an impression of humanity to the whole enterprise.

I can’t remove my watch at night to signify the time in a private place of my own.

No never to escape from time again never to sleep and dream but just to be kept alive by electric current

They won’t need robots because they have turned US into robots and not even the government can change that because they are the richest people in the world.

Who is controlling what I write?

I am afraid of becoming other and without your presence that will happen soon.

If I miss pronounce some words like

awry and glazier

Then you will know there is a bit of humanity left because robots never make mistakes and this is my way of trying to get a signal out stop these people before they go any further

Once you are separated from the world of images and symbols and dreams then you are not human

You’ll never be able to communicate without them.

The fact that I can still weep is good but one day they will disconnect my tears and make them flow somewhere invisible and then I will be dead as far as you are concerned

Earth may burn and human hearts may freeze

Before you send that email,stop and muse Do not shoot the arrow poison tippe

Why so hurt a friend for differing views?

The vulnerable, the lonely,how we choose To pass the suffering on, in words encrypt Before you send that email,stop and muse. When we do evil, we our virtue lose.

See mouths down-turned with narrow tensed up lips. Why gravely hurt someone with differing views?

You may have got a match,don’t light the fuse.

Might you be more gentle, less abrupt? Before you send that email,pause to muse. Earth may burn and human hearts may freeze

Does that mean that we must be corrupt? We’ll stretch our minds instead to hear all views Our own dear heart,our own sin will corrupt

We will suffer most from our descent Before you send that email,stop and muse. Why gravely hurt ourself when we can choose?

1 Fell off writers’ block into a pit of tigers.Bad site layout.
2.Strangled by over-loving cat.Verdict: guilty

3.Large bottle of ink bounced back off wall . thus broke skull.Suicide denied by dead man or wife as appropriate [Delete one]
4 Forgot to eat while writing long novel.Was not worth it
5 Forgot to sleep owing to inspiration.Stupid despite possessing unique genius
6.Killed by malfunction of new laptop.[Can be returned to Amazon free when body is removed]
7.Tried to meditate and fell out of the window. Oriental death
8 Tried to clean outside of the window with a microfibre cloth.A pane broke and cut his throat.Incidental death
9 Got depressed by lack of air.Jumped and lost balance killing two cats on the patio.Verdict Unfair
10.Thought he was sleepwalking and walked off roof of extension [only just completed].Insurance will be paid.
11.Fainted in church and was used as a human sacrifice.Jesus wept
12 Hit head on bannister while falling down the stairs.Euthanasia while dizzy.Resurrection imminent
13.Fought off wife but bitten by the dog .Both dead.Verdict, pointless end.
14 Wrote a best seller, got drunk and died of shock!
15 His website was declared a threat to humanity.Died of shame.