Dyspepia…,.. aversion to looking at women. ( Or men)
Bronchitis… An allergy to wild horses.
Neuralgia.. where is Nalgia?
Disseminated sclerosis. . A desire to spread rumours
Osteoporosis,…. .. apprehension about the Austro Hungarian empire
Boil on the knee .. This is a new addition to the boil in the bag menu
Gastroenteritis…. What you get when you visit a gastro pub.
Nausea… A seaside resort in North America.
Inflamed gullet,….
A fish that is cooked directly over a flame at your table.
Bunion… …A special kind of onion used in English cookery
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How my heart speaks 