- My husband has a rubber face,
A subspecies of the human race.
Some men have faces fixed and set;
My husband’s face is not like that. - He imitates our politicians,
Just like Rory Bremner can.
Though he has no wig or hair piece,
He can look like anyone - .Some nights I waken for I’m laughing
While I am quite sound asleep.
I am dreaming of his mobile features,
Contorted to a different shape - .He is skilled at telling jokes.
And he loves a good cartoon.
If I am feeling flu type blueness
he can get me up again - .He has a rather noble visage.
He gets attention he abhors.
In the bar on King’s Cross Station—
I was asked was he a Lord! - He’s a Lord of Fun and Humour.
He’s a Lord at Listening Well.
He’s unique, but so are you,
And all creatures that on earth do dwell
