London is a city of 8 million people.
In London anyone in the world will be at home except Donald Stump.We have mosques,churches,synagogues and temples and otherwise just millions of shops,buses and cars
Around Londom are the home counties:
“Heartfordshire” for the loving of all ethnic groups including Muslims and other monotheists who can dress however they like.
E-sex for the technology minded sexy wannabees who are often non-understandable owing to their Cockney exits
“Middle Sex”.. it’s obvious but is sadly only a postal area nowadays but all are welcome to use it if they post letters
“Surly “for civil servants , lawyers and Estate Agents
“Bark Shire “for dog imitators and real dogs
Ham Shire for Gentiles and actors or both though anyone can live there if they wish
“Can’t ” for sulky people who like going to France for wine and roses.Also for Jewish and other loving yet argumentative folk or Avocados as some call them .Prickly yet soft hearted.
“Sorry ” for redeemed criminals .Methodists and lapsed Catholics plus masochists of all types.
How my heart sings 