I thought that mobile phones would have legs but they are too smart for that.
>He said take the tablet three times a day. So I said
Does it matter where I take it customer
Is that a designer bag?
No it’s a colostomy .
I’m looking for a double-sided handbag for my wife rather like this Polish journalists bags.
Why do you want to double-sided one?
Because she is two faced.
Like twins sharing one body.
I wouldn’t mind if she shared her body with me. But on the second night of our honeymoon she said to me
We’ve already done that.
What a heartless b****
Actually it would have been very difficult because there was something about her that made strong men weep.
Why didn’t you leave her?
She would not be left.
Is that right?
Do pigs bark?
Do sheep yodel?
Do goats play the piano?
How my heart sings 