I saw this painting at the art exhibition and I told him it resembled a strangulated Turner.

She said that my financial affairs were calculated to harm her

She was a lapsed Catholic with a prolapsed womb and so would you if you didn’t use contraception can you be a prolapsed Catholic!

Isn’t it strange that many fully qualified doctors are nervous of doing surgery etc and yet someone pretending to be a doctor with no qualifications and very little experience carries out many operations on the NHS before it’s discovered that this person is a rogue?

Forgot to put an appendix to my thesis and now I’ve got appendicitis instead of my degree

But they told me my thesis was much too long. I can’t seem to win really. Thank goodness Dirac is dead. Is that blasphemy?

They were impressed with the breadth of my knowledge but not with what I had written down I don’t understand it. I copied it straight from the book. I haven’t written about myself but I had read it. It was published by a reputable company. The book has those topics in it. And no other book does at least in English why should I have to translate it from another language because I speak English see you will have to speak it it lol

I never realised it myself 2 later the God just wanted to spend three more years at university. Since dwells in my unconscious mind he had to move me to Oxford.

Killed my supervisor so I couldn’t stay where I was. Mysterious ways indeed. I had always wanted to ride a second-hand bicycle so that meant it was either Oxford or Cambridge. Is Norwich flat I could have gone there. Still I’m nearly 90 years old now so maybe I can move on after brooding for 70 years.

I’ll buy a car and then I can go to any University at all the morphology of the area will not matter in the long run. I just want to graduate before I die.

deemed bad

They have no petrol heating but they find the emotion heater very useful.

She said that she’s got a gas cooker but who eats gas?

She has drawers in her freezer and freezing are her drawers.

I prefer to wash up using the sink It was very hard getting into the dishwasher every night. And pretty hard to get out again

Waiting for the bread to rise was almost as difficult as waiting for my son to rise from the bed.

The biggest disappointment of my life was seeing the sea of Galilee.And the second one was the Dead Sea. I just couldn’t stop floating about.

I have no sense of sense of surplus In my everyday life. I am surplus myself so I think when I’m depressed.

Christianity is a very biological religion. The keep mentioning Christ’s body. What about hims soul I’d like to ask them. There’s something violent about it in my opinion. Life and death body and blood good and evil tennis and cricket football and rugby

Legs and arms

breed and stutter

Until in the final paralysis all is made one and one is all and that is how It Will be forever and ever on ever amen.