I was born like this

My sister came to see me today.She said she’d forgotten the password for starting the car,so we gave it a few kicks and it started albeit reluctantly.I said,

You should have left the key in the ignition.So  she said,

You’re out of date.

Do you mean out on a date,I queried anxiously,

We can’t get married ,she said

Why not,said I, what harm would it do?After all  lesbians can marry,

But we’re not lesbians,she muttered.

Well, that is true,I riposted.What do you suggest?

Why should I suggest anything,she replied curtly.

Alright be like that,I said,I only came for the icecream anyway.

Sometimes I feel I am going mad.But mainly I know I was born like this and there’s not much I can do except go with the flow,if you get the drift.The race might not go to the swift after all but to the slow,