Toad on the I wasted a lot of time looking in Elaine Feinstein’s cookery book for toad in the hole,then I remembered she is Jewish… so it’s frog in the hole.She’s hot on pancakes and my favourite for being creative with a few bits and pieces.You may not like fried heels but you have to admit they’re different from solesAlas,someone nameless has thrown out my non stick small roasting tin and I had no lard, so the yorkshire pudding was brown on top,raw in the middle and had stuck to the tin.Still the bit I scraped out was just enough to give us an appetite which we could not satisfy.But, the strong Cheddar cheese tart was graciously received.So,all I say is, sausages don’t have to be pork.Pancakes don’t have to include a sauce pan and yorkshire pudding is not a dessert… and no,it is not what God fed his people on.. that was manna in the Sinai desert.How they spent 40 years there beats me….it’s not that big is it? Maybe they were like the man who went 7 times round the M25 and asked if he was near Durham… he thought he’d gpt onto the A1!No wonder the M25 is so busy.He’s probably there now believing he’s in Aberdeen when he’s at South Mimm’s outside British Home Stores…And yes it is kosher to eat fried bread and eggs and chips and call it a full English breakfast… otherwise what would we do if Jesus came back.He can’t eat pork being an Orthodox religious Jew… funny that, he’d be in a detention centre waiting to see who would take him in…Imagine the last supper…. beancakes in batter and chips served in a service station on the M1 or in Yarlswood detention centre and Nigel someone or other might say,I’m gonna crucify some of these immigrants,I am….. coming here hoping to get benefits.At least Jesus would not be claiming child benefit… and no Jerusalem was never here Blimey.I think I’ll pass over this onehole