Do you repent?

I’d rather resent.

Are you a sinner?

Compared to whom?

Do you go to Church?

Thought you were going to say

in Church.

I try not too.They need a bathroom.

Surely it’s not that long

What?

The Service.

I’ve never been served in Church.

No we get saved in Church if and only if it is on a Cloud.

Otherwise we get saved whilst we work.

Not in bed?

No Cloud has Space

Can’t they buy a bigger one.?

Who are they?

Does God forgive every one?

Only every other one

Does God like me?

How could we know,?

So don’t go getting yourself crucified.

Why am I here?

It is where the armchair is

I didn’t mean it that way

I meant what is the meaning of my life?

They will tell you after death

Who are they?

I don’t know yet