Being shot by a big game hunter

 

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Art by Katherine

When you think of all the accidents that happen every day
Falling off ladders
Being crushed by man falling onto you
from a ladder
Forgetting to turn off the gas so inadvertently killing ten people
Then killing yourself in regret
Being  crushed by  a heavy partner in bed and calling 999  who don’t answer
Pans of boiling water being knocked onto the cat, the baby, your new shoes
Eating poisoned food
Falling down a manhole
Being killed by a slate blown off a  roof
Falling off a cruise ship in the middle of the night
Being shot by a big game hunter
Having a wall fall down on you
Getting double pneumonia
Again

Why did nothing happen to Hitler?