
Art by Katherine
When you think of all the accidents that happen every day
Falling off ladders
Being crushed by man falling onto you
from a ladder
Forgetting to turn off the gas so inadvertently killing ten people
Then killing yourself in regret
Being crushed by a heavy partner in bed and calling 999 who don’t answer
Pans of boiling water being knocked onto the cat, the baby, your new shoes
Eating poisoned food
Falling down a manhole
Being killed by a slate blown off a roof
Falling off a cruise ship in the middle of the night
Being shot by a big game hunter
Having a wall fall down on you
Getting double pneumonia
Again
Why did nothing happen to Hitler?
