1.
Who’s the most famous Jewish man ever?
Jesus Christ!
Don’t you wish God was your Father?
2
Which Jew was most famous relatively?
Do shut up about Albert Einstein
3
Can mechanics be Jews?
Only Quantum Mechanics
4.
My cat looks Jewish
Is he canny?
5.
Why are Jewish people more intelligent ?
So God could send messages
Does he text?
Not yet but he can whisper.
6.
I’ve heard Nothing
I’ve seen Nothing
I’ve felt Nothing
Now I almost know Nothing.Give me time, oh Lord
7
It’s so dark at night I feel soulful
Well. put a light on
On what?
8
We forgot to turn the TV off before Sabbat Dinner
We can’t turn if off for 24 hours since it is electric
Just cover it up
Is it a crime?
No, it’s only a sin
I feel shamed
Join the club
But it’s Sabbat!
It’s a Sabbat Club but it meets on Sundays
Are we all shamefilled?
No just the duvets
But shame has no feathers
They are in the duvets of the world
Is it a duck?
Don’t ask me,I’m Jewish
You might be an ornithologist
Not today, thanks.I’m an atheist
A Jewish atheist?
No, A Catholic atheist!
How many non existent Gods are there?
How can we answer that?
GOK
How my heart sings 