I’m sorry I can’t let you in.My cat is in the washing machine but don’t tell anyone
Gosh,it must be hard to choose glasses when your nose is so small.Such a pity you are myopic and your complexion is a sin and a shame
Did you think purple would suit you?
Khaki is hard to wear.You are very brave.Why not wear a very big pink scarf over your face/Try a Muslim shop.Or the market
Sorry, I can’t pick the phone up.My feet are aching
Do you wear pests in winter? A nice fox is flattering to a pale face/
We are having a new dish tonight.
Pickled hearts on a bed of mashed kale with pork dumplings.Oh,I forget you are Jewish; you are not that intelligent.
I’d invite you again but my husband is very anti-semitic.
He was born that way so his mother says.Ironically her mother was Jewish.It’s a strange world.
How did you feel in Auschwitz?
I don’t suppose they gave you the full English breakfast of egg,bacon and sausages.
Still, you have lost weight.You look like Kate Moss but older.Maybe I should try it except they’ve knocked it down.Not to mention the synagogues.Still we must keep smiling.We’re all 1% Jewish but we like bacon.Will we ever be forgiven?
Is that a love bite on your neck or is it permanent?
Is that coat real wool or is it woven by sheep?
Are tbose mittens or have your fingers fused together?
Such a pity about the buttons.They ruin the coat.Mind you mustard is not my favourite colour.Beggars can’t be choosers,I guess.
Coats for winter
Wool blend = 10% wool
Wool rich- 40% wool
Real Italian wool= 29% wool
A touch of wool for comfort =1%
Very warm coat = 0% wool