I heard they are  perforating Ulster again
Ireland wll be united again by the border
Boris Johnson may be  Turkish,Lithuanian and British..He’s definitely not got a drop  of Irish blood
He thinks the Good Friday agreement was to give Jesus an anaesthetic before he was crucified
The doctor says I’m dying of consumption.I blame the out of town shopping malls but he just said TB  [ or not TB?]

My own photo

The doctor says I am suffering from  allusions of poetry.So I am on major fantasisers
I’m a nagnostic too.I  might  relieve God  there sometimes.
He’s a wave and a particle and very light.He comes and goes.Like men  may do.
Meanwhile in the garden there is mass wisteria.It will be ok in a few weeks when we get cold whether or knots
There is a big depression where we bury the vegetable peelings amongst other things like the dead.And   what the cat catches,
So we are collating the law.
The priest says my sins are mortal but not deadly.
I have been text-communicated by the Immigrant in the Vatican
I didn’t realise it was a sin to have sex when your husband has died.
Is a vibrator sinful? Or is it  the folk who might use them?I think that is it.I’ve never seen one yet
Is it a sin to make them in a factory?If so the economy will slump…
It’s funny that Boots sell something that could  send us to hell for all eternity.I am not referring to their famous face cream though it does remove the top layer of the skin.I
t is however not enough for those who have cancer  especially if it is on your bum.
If Boots sell vibrators surely the Church must see it’s now the  norm and does not   use birth control which they still ban, soit could be a gracious way of having sex without need to take the PILL
.Still it does seems  odd  to imagine that you get married and you both have sex  using vibrators.Not quite a honeymoon especially if you take two vibrators.What, though, if the battery  goes flat?What if you forget your adapter for the plug? I suppose you could take it in turns!
It’s like food.We used to do that ourselves once.Now it’s sex.No worry about wasting the weekend in bed  whispering in each others ears though ,do rememeber not to use one  while driving up the M1.I know it’s boring but do you want to be on a video on Twitter? You do!
Say no more.
Remember  though that you might have an accident involving others.If you are suicidal, please jump off Beachy Head.Do not cause a traffic jam as you will most likely  be murdered.And murder is not suicide,is it?You will have injured someone else and that is more unethical than using men ,women or vibrators for recreational purposes.I rest my taste.Or my vase.Or my  handbag… BTW is there a vibrator bag? If not, why not become self employed and start a new business… different  colours and so on.I have no idea about size  so an expandable fabrix might be good.
When it comes down to it, should  we get one free if our partner dies?I would prefer a large  soft cat but,hey who am I to judge others? Let  the Lord decide…