And did you boil the sheets as well?

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Doctor, my husband has died
Why?
To annoy me.
What did he  do?
He was alive
You mean his existence annoyed you
That plus him demanding his hankies be boiled in a pan
And did you boil the sheets as well?
Doctor have you ever seen pan big enough for a sheet?
A sheet of paper,maybe
Why would one boil paper? We don’t sleep on it
I could boil the Daily Mail
Be cruel and burn it.I did and see how good I look
Will you marry me?
I am your patient
Be more patient and I’ ll  cross you off my list
Why, have you a  list of all your future wives
Now, there’s an idea