I have not had sex since I was born
Augustine said it’s sin to touch those parts
Yet God gave us vaginas, where’s the harm?
I thought I’d fall in love, is that a crime?
But I got laid by sickness,missed the start
I have not had sex since I was born
Some must procreate however torn
Others are well pricked by Eros’ dart
God made our vaginas, where’s the harm?
Even poppies give out seeds with charm
Opium is the drug that warms the heart
I have not had sex since I was born
The Church has uttered edicts that deform
No Catholic child can sin however smart
God made our vaginas, where’s the harm?
Are greed and lust less bitter than my heart ?
Is envy and its death wish more refined?
I have not had sex since I was born
God gave some vaginas, I’ve got corns
