Double entendre

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Art by Katherine

Will  patients  kindly sign this form before dying
I doubt it.Is it an order or a question?

Please die before we change the sheets on your bed otherwise  we may run out
Anyone else mad around here? We’ll run out

Do not die during the Consultant’s visit
I bleeding well will.

We have no Chaplains.They were privatised
Who took them over,Satan! That explains    this madness called Brexit

So all prayer is DIY,
And all DIY is prayer?

Die in your sleep if you can
Give me  the poison  now please

Keep your iPhones in a vault not here
Is that in the horse?

Please don’t ask a person with severe heart  failure to  close the window by your bed
I was only helping them on their way


No sadism in here
Take pleasure  in our  violence,  kill and  wound


We do not need the News blasted from your phone
Boris kills.

Why have the weather forecast on when you are dying,It’s a month before your burial
Just a bad habit, as Thomas Aquinas said

When the PM arrives we will all cry in one voice Alleluya
Is he God now?

5 thoughts on “Double entendre

    1. I was just wondering myself why I chose those topics.I suppose I wonder how long I will be here .Few of us know that.Johnson could wreck this country.Last week I was talkinh to a friend on the phone.He is keen on Brexit and I am not but I didn’t vote.He went on and on… so I put the phone on the table and he had not stopped arguing for 15 minutes.I told him I had a pain in my chest.He didn’t hear me so I hung up.But why was he arguing like that? I am not going to change my mind in a situation like that.I don’t like arguing.Maybe it was that which made me wonder about my heart…..I think people who read my blog may know me better than I know myself..Thank so much,David for your wise comments.It was based on being in a Cardiac Unit some years back,Katherine

  1. I meant it to be humorous,David.Maybe I have a warped sense of humour.I’ve had a lot ogd hospital visits i the ;asI jut few years so I try to joke about it.It hasbeen frightfully hot and even now it#s very humid.The atmosphere is not good owing to political unrest and infighting.Such a waste of time and money when it could be spent on good things
    Boris Johnson is not suited to being PM.I hope he won’t wreck the whole UK
    I am ok at the moment, thanks.Hope you are having a good dummer
    Katherine

  2. A poem about dying that seems to have many streams of meaning in it. I don’t know if the poem represents your mood now or not. But I hope you’re well and feeling healthier that you sometimes do. Midst of a hot summer her.e Understand its hot in Europe too.

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