Sorry I can’t answer the phone

I am  dumb
I speak another language
I hate talking
I am in a bad temper
My bed has no legs on it
The cat is dying
The dog has emigrated
My husband is too angry with me.
I went out and  have not got back yet
I am  synthetic
I love God  but not man.
I want my husband to do something and he won’t wash up so it’s the phone.
Why not write a letter?
No, I am not the Government aide
Leave your phone  number and I’ll work out your horoscope
I am dumb and can’t spell
If you are deaf please  hang up now