I’m going to the clinic—-I feel I am manic
My hand has swelled up—–Send me twelve cups
My burn has been bleeding— the sparrows are feeding
My shoe is too tight…. do you rue voting Right?
I feel so alone……..I sealed up my phone
I want to remarry—— I planted the story
I want an arm round me—I sent alarms fondly
What did you say—Hot as a prayer
He said he liked tarts—- Asses heal hearts
When do we start—Send in the parts
We love your new humour… you have the blue gloomies
Shall we pray before bed—–Tell me, where’s your head
Married love lasts—– Tarry, we’re pissed.
My wedding ring broke—–In bed with the Pope
Set the alarm…..Bet the old charm
Where is my sinner—- he’s eaten the dinner—– now he’s in Pinner
God loves my soul…… blood is not all.
Love those you can—— live clothes are so fun
We went to Mass—– Tea in a glass.
Coffee with cream…….Laugh till I scream
Do you do it too?…….I am a new Jew
Am I anti-semitic………….I and’ auntie’re paralytic
The hills far away—- On the pill for today
Are you full of lust——-Sue’s scared of wool dust.
Girls must be modest——- pearl dust and porridge
