Wordplay

The results of the experiment = the insults of the compliment

I  failed my degree = I wailed by a tree

Panic attack= Manic her trek

Last year in Marienbad = Lost tears, I carried on bad.

An evil sinner = seaweed for dinner

Do you repent = Who’re you to dissent?

I am a Jew = I almost flew/I have got flu/ who then are you?

Jesus wept= what can I say,dear Lord? I’ll weep too.

Hold my hand cos I need you===Fold the sands as we seam now

[Probably a sign of schizophrenia

 Horribly the swine and dogs in the media

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