Unoriginal sins

He wants to know what original sin is

I want  to  know some original sins.

You will have to go to another country as all the sins here have been committed many times

Such as?

1.Paying wages insufficient to maintain life
2.Well, adultery too as you don’t have to be married now for that

Thank the Lord.I can committ adultery  just  like married folk

Well you have to be in a  committed relationship

I have one with my cat

Don’t be ridiculous.You don’t got to bed with it

Yes,I do.

You are too literal minded

Who decided the borders?

Ir’s obvious.It means making love

Well it makes me  happy

But you must have sex

Don’t tell me it’s compulsory.

If you want to be unfaithful, it is

But noone would know if I were telling a lie

Except the cat

As long as it’s not a parrot, you are safe

Who would go to bed with a parrot?

Another parrot!

Not a cat, we hope

What would be a very original sin?

Being chaste.

But why is it wrong?

If yoi get married you are meant to have children

I don’t know.You can’t win

It’s not fair for your partner if you are  unwilling to make love

Well, he has other interests like doing a maths degree at the OU

That is grounds for annullment

What, for Protestants?

We don’t hear that word  much now

Do you mean f*ck?

No,I mean Protestant

I hear what you say

That’s good news

Well, not the Good News

What, has Doris Swansong  emigrated?

No but he got run over by a bicycle

Was he in the lane?

No, he was  walking on the M25

Why?

He thought it was original

Put him in jail

OK.How about sending him to the States to  be  electrocuted?

Would Trump agree?

Who knows?

Well I disagree.It is harsh

He brings out the anger in me

Put it back

I shall try

Bye