Oh,take a pinch of humour in your tea

I found the answer , what to wear in heat
Buy a cotton nightgown with some pleats
Throw a denim jacket    on and go
Wear some boots in case we get  that snow

Or wear a full length slip and  patent mules
I guarantee the air wil keep bums cool
We have to think outside the normal box
But never wear pyjamas without socks

Take some shorts and slash them with a knife
Combine with a man’s vest if you’re his wife
Dye your hair deep purple and take heart
We human beings can look  chic and smart

Oh,take a pinch of humour in your tea
Then strip off and swim   clothless in the sea.