
From an online store for larger ladies [Elvi]
My wide leg trousers sweep dirt from the floor
My top is polyester, how I fry.
My underwear is nylon, and I’m sore
Deodorants give me eczema as does dye
I note my denim skirt is stained with ink
My hands are black from making pencil points
My T shirt is in fashion but it’s shrunk
Sandals show my toes without their paint
I wear a three penny bit on a brass chain
if it were made of gold, how thieves might blink
My hair has gone but you can’t see my brain
I’m likely a baboon in female shape
In summer heat, our clothes can cause us pain
So see us here all shopping nude, again.
