Why did Macbeth not have a first name? And Hamlet has no surname
Hamlet McBeth… MP for Gomorrah, Sodom and Kensington North.Sirens a plently
King Lear, again Lear is an unusual name.It sounds like Fear.And then we have men who leer at women [ if only that was all they did]
And Jesus had a Spear in his side.I see plently of rhymes here.
Of course Kings don’t have surnames.Except William Wales
Since William is in Israel maybe he should keep away from the sea.We don’t want him to be swallowed by a whale unless it will produce peace in Palestine and all the Middle East.
Good Will,Good Will…… ?
My surname is Danish.But if I marry again I will choose a man with a short name and I will change mine>Even though it’s 1,000 years since the Vikings even English people can’t spell it and as for poor Eastern European men delivering parcels…. it gives them the heebie jeebies
Basically I am a Nord on the outside but as for my skeleton… an orthopaedic surgeon tole me .You are only one step away from the treetops.My big toes have rotated as if trying to be thumbs.If I lived in Africa I would be happy.I have Celtic feet so Celts are more lime monkeys than Angles and Saxons.Is it too late to climb a tree?
I wonder why some of us are nearer to monkeys than others are?Still my mind is alright yet without a body what use is it? Dualism again!

From Ynet