A Tale of two Pities
Gulliver bevelled
A Christmas Barrel
Census and Sensibility,
My Shield Smarts
The Man’s Field Snarks
Whores of Humour with paper and scissors. [ voice acticated  typing]
Eight whores a day at work is wrong
The Oxford Roars
Minimum Rages Now!

Sinning with my own husband in the  trees

I’ll go to Sodom Gomarrah
I’ll get  some prayers ; rite after death
I went to Confession;it’s  smashin’
I wish we could still buy “Indulgences”
Oh,God, be fair to aged present!
Give me oil for my lamp, keep me burning.
Is desire a sin ,and for” whom”?
We should meet others without memory or desire especially in  a “brothel”
He asked for a whore  more in bed.He’s; hard, to; please.
I am now a ” sinner” having committed more than 11,000 sins right here.They are called posts officially!But we all know about mass deception and wholly disunion.

Put as,many, commas and semi;colons in your sentences as you, can;.
Never, use; ” obscenities”; on a, “blog”
Always be polite to; your follower,your lover, your cat, especially if ;they are all the same “being”
Never ?!!! disagree with, anyone who;” loves” “you”
Write: about love, and hate
Write: about love and hate
Write about hate, and love!
People like to; hear, about “crimes of r

Fashion”
Always shock ,your, self; or “soul” or ;be ;” good for “nothing””
.Begin with a full stop!:.”””:)* and end with a lie.In.
Never mention your bed or your under;wear,parts,carriage,pants,neath
Never make men sin, on purpose
Never make men sin on purpose
Men like, to be “embedded” or is it “embodied”?l;……?
Never tell a “lady” she must have been “beautiful”#####, when she was Jung;young, or hung!?><*^(((
e pi i ,,,,,,,,. don’t you just love maths:***? foreigners;Jesus.?
Jesus was a foreigner!

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June in my so ;called “Garden”

I went through 5 bags of cables and cords looking for the charger for Canon batteries.No sign of it.So I put them back into the cupboard and stood back; there on the floor was a charger! I found part  of  another but I couldn’t see how to connect it to a power source.
I will never buy another Canon.They are the only ones which I have seen which can’t be charged via a usb cord.But I like them.

PG Woodlouse
Malcolm Flowery
Detective CUES Lewis,
Doris Blessing,
James Cog
William Smouldering,
Stella Ribbons,
John Bellsworthy,
Silky Lollings
Joyous Caring,
Elizabeth Shouting
Arnold Academic
Sybille Oxford,
Pet Barker,
Pat,Hark Her
Evelyn Awe
Anthony Wallop,
Paul Spotte
Barbara Gym
Barbara Win
Philip Pullperson
Willy Pull Larson
W Somersault Norm
DH Awed Sense
DH Passed Tense
Thomas Bawd
Jesus Said
George Belly Ache
Joseph Washbad
Where is   our Dock?
DH Torrents
George Delicate
Jane Lost-in
Lane Caution
John Bust In
Moses Noble Aim