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She played upon her liar all day long.
She played so sweetly,  he soon sang his song
As the demons prodded him with  lizard’s tongues

Come bassoon,deer.I miss you so mutch

Miss Smith,I have missed you again.I have mislaid you so many times I feel very bad.
Well, you did your best,I digress.
It is entirely my flute.Allow me to reimburse your x-amples
Don’t say you miss the string section.You got them all  tied  up in your nots.

There are many lyres in the government today and I am one.
Well, if you can’t play the lyre you are  undereducated
I’ve got 3 lyres in my family and  soon my grandson will join them

I lied all day and got laid all night.Sorry,played all knights.
Then I laid the table and he said, where’s your liar?
I said you’re a lier-in.

What  ales thee?
I went to the pub for a bottle of ail or two
Alements flawed the economy

He lead us into the mine where  led was being dug up
God leads us  out like dogs on leads of gold
Can cat’s where leads? They won’t!
I am ruining ;you’re spelling

My husband has to fight a dual
A carriageway or citizenship?

Gosh, you are so like me, you are my duel.my twin.
Oh, it’s a mirror,imagine that.If Lacan.

Do you enjoy rouse?
No,I am frightened.
A good row clears the air.That’s why we live in Cambridge

I prefer the Ooze
Oh,grate!
It has some seels in it.
I hope they don’t stick to the same root when they go out
Which root do you like? The A14.Then the A10.Then bob’s your uncle.
Is it circumcision?
No, just a man’s indecision.
Don’t call your son Bob! I had my hair bobbed
There’s a booby trap in the all
The great All of Westminster?
King Charles was head of the  year.
When was it exactly?
After he died, I imagine.
Well, he couldn’t live without it
Whatever “it” is

Come here? No,I’d rather go over their.
Their what?
There where the green lites glow again
Giving love to all  the gentlemen.